HEY GUYS. Sorry I am the absolute worst but I come bearing gifts AKA PIX OF MY TITTIES so at least you guys got that! I’ve been bizzy working a lot which has been [...]

What’s upppp? I haven’t posted in a minute bc I was bizzy moving but now I am back 2 my regular scheduled shenanigans so expect to see the usual weekly update of N00DZ, ridiculousness [...]

Hey guys! So a while ago I made a really sexual video for CamWithHer and it’s actually one of the best videos I’ve ever made bc it is totally sexci. But what you guys [...]

Hi guys! I have sum sexci valentine’s day photos that I want to share with you but I couldn’t post them yesterday because I was too busy getting ready for/going out on a VDAY [...]

AY! So a long time ago my boy Phil hooked it up with a FUCK YEAH shirt and I asked for one that said “NERDS FUCK YEAH” bc I mostly date(d) nerds and I [...]

WHOA GUYS. Sorry I haven’t posted in a month, I have been working so0o0o0o0o0 much I don’t even know how tha fuck 2 blog anymore. THE SITUATION IS DIRE. I’m gonna try n get [...]

HELLO E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y! Are you okay? Are you doing okay? I hope so. I just watched a vry cute girl get it on with her toy and I got all hot and bothered and had [...]

Hey guys! SUP! I haven’t written a post in a minute mostly cus I suck but for real it’s cus I’ve been twerkin’ so hard for the holidays I haven’t had time to write [...]

HELLO MY LOVERS! I LOVE YOU! I am writing this after eating some delicious thai food and drinking a couple of beers so I am feeling very sexually aroused at the moment cuz u [...]

What’s up DOODZ n GALZ??? I just moved into a new apartment, woohoo! So now I live in a place with better lighting! And it looks a little prettier! And I’m not in a [...]

Hi, guys! Happy Halloween! It’s the end of the greatest month ever, I am so super sad but I am just gonna lean wit it. We threw an awesome Halloween party at the house [...]

If you ever wished you could slob on Tony Stark’s knob and then realized that was really pushing the lines of your “straight” man-crush on his facial hair then you are just gonna be [...]